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4 Most Funny Lesson For Your Life

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Read the funniest life lesson. However, these lessons are written in a funny tone, but they have a depth inside.

Until now, these are the funniest lesson of life. Read them and enjoy.

Lesson 1:

A manager, sales rep and a clerk were out for lunch. While they were on their path to the restaurant, they found ad lamp. They rub it and a genie came out. That genie said, “Do you have a wish? I will fulfil it.” Sales rep instantaneously said, “May I have the first turn?” “I want to visit Bahamas for driving a speedboat without worrying about anything”. Puff!! And he was gone. “I am on the next turn”, said the clerk. “ I want to go to Hawaii for relaxing on a beach. I necessitate my peculiar masseuse there along with an endless supply of Pina Coladas. Puff!! He was gone to Hawaii. Genie said to the manager, “Now it is your turn”. Manager said, I want clerk and sales rep back in office after lunch hour.

Moral: Let the Boss have first turn.

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A warm smile is the universal language of kindness

Lesson 2:

Once a crow was sitting idle on a tree and it spent his whole day doing nothing. A rabbit came and asked that crow either it can also sit like that crow. Crow said, “Sure, you can also sit there idle?” Rabbit sat there doing nothing at all. After a little time, a fox came and ate that rabbit immediately.

Moral: For sitting idle, you should be sitting very high.

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No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky

Lesson 3:

A small bird flying towards south for the winter season. The little bird got frozen because of the cold and fell into a large field. While he was lying on the field, a cow came from somewhere and did shit on him. Due of the cow’s dung, the frozen bird felt warmth. That dung gave some cozy feeling to that bird and in joy, the bird started singing. A cat heard him while singing and came near to the dung to investigate. Soon she found a bird under cow’s shit. She jumped over and ate him.

Moral:

Not everyone is your friend even if he loves to gets you out of trouble. Some shits are a true blessing in disguise. While, sometimes, it is good to keep your mouth shut if you are in shit.

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I can find God in nature, in animals, in birds and the environment

Lesson 4:

A turkey was telling a bull, “I would like to get to the top of that tree, but my arms and legs are not supporting enough. They are weak and I feel less energy to be on top of that tree.” Bull offered him to speck on his falling so that he could get enough strength to climb up the tree. First day, the turkey ate some of the dung and reached the first branch of the tree. Second day he elevated himself to the second branch and the third day, after eating a big lump of that nutrient dung, he was on the top of the tree. While he was sitting on the top of the tree, a farmer spotted him out and shot him with a gun.

Moral: You may get sufficient energy from bullshit, but it cannot minimize your enemies.

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