This Guys job application to McDonalds is the most funniest ever which got him hired instantly
How would you apply for a job at the Big Mac? Would you simply walk in to McDonalds pick up a form and apply while munching on a burger and drop it in the box or would you be wacky enough to get their attention.
Well Jeremy Skitt is unique. This Guy has redefined job applications to such an extent that it proved he is funny beyond doubt. This comical application to McDonalds landed him the job instantly and when you read this you’ll know why but not before you burst out in laughter. It’s cool and hilarious. Heres a preview. Read on to see the full application.
1 Take a look. This will definitely make your day
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Sex: Not yet but I’m waiting for the right person.
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha!! But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185, 000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Last Position help: Target for middle management hostility.
Salary: Less than I’m worth.
Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Reason for Leaving: It sucked.
Hours Available To Work: Any.
Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
Do You Have Any Special Skills?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
May We Contact Your Current Employer?: If I had one, would I be here?
Have You Ever Been Convicted of a Felony?: Is “felony” sex with a cat? Because if it is….no.
Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50lbs? : Of what?
Do You Have a Car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “do you have a car that runs?”
Have You Received Any Special Awards or Recognition?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
Do You Smoke?: Only when set on fire.
What Would You like to Be Doing in Five Years?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Knowledge?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
Sign Here: Scorpio with Libra rising.