Crossing thirty is the time when you finally start understanding the meaning of the word Nostalgia. Life takes a new turn robbing you of all the carefree moments you once shared. Instead in its place are commitments and responsibility both to yourself and family. For some that’s a nightmare and for many that’s well LIFE!! But though you embrace it, wouldn’t you give anything to be below thirty again?
How well do you relate to all of the scenes and situations showing you the comparisons of life before and after thirty?
1 Texting what it was before and after 30
The romance is still there. He still does things for you except it’s with a shopping bag. Love means groceries, stores and grilled cheese. For you it may mean well no texts at all.
2 Breakfast before 30
Was there anything other than coffee you could think of? Remember when you just rushed off without even having breakfast or ate all the wrong stuff like a bag of chips for breakfast? But what about now after thirty?
Breakfast after 30
So now you’re concerned about your health and breakfast is important with cereal and porridge, hence the fiber.
3 Dating before 30
When you have doubts just swipe to another pic as you have so many choices
Dating after 30
There’s no one?? Maybe your standards are a notch higher than before aren’t they?
4 Before 30, Friday was party time
Before 30 your Fridays at home lasted only till 10pm after which it was fast forward mode out of the house. But now over 30, you’re so dog tired you finally know what TGIF means.
5 How you FB before 30
You’re tagged in almost every dru*ken soiree the night before and you could do nothing else except switch your account to private before your co workers got a whiff of you and send you requests.
How you FB after 30
You accepted Grand dads request, your nanas request , your aunties and uncles not forgetting the abundance of babies suddenly appearing out of nowhere on your timeline.
6 That’s your metabolism before 30
Clogged arteries? Whats that? Lol!!
That’s your metabolism after 30
Oh well, at least you made the effort
7 Look at your shoes before 30
Now isn’t that a scream. Your feet don’t even care about the pain it faces from a torture device such as those stilettos.
Look at your shoes after 30
Its time you were concerned about the Ortho side of life now right?? Taking care of your metatarsals which you read on the web is now a priority. You wear shoes that look like little kittens clinging to your feet but you’re wearing them at home, so it’s ok we guess.
8 Who wouldn’t give for this hangover before 30?
Come Sunday morning and you’re like HUH..? DUH…H..What the…who cares….ZZZ. Monday morning you have amnesia.
Your hangovers after 30
An ordeal getting out of bed
9 You wouldn’t think of committing before 30
Terrifying thought, help!!
Commitment after 30
Please never never never leave me go!! Well that’s life before and after thirty for you.